The Red Pen / CV Roasts
Batch 1 · open

Your CV is why nobody's calling back.

Upload it. Get a score, the five things killing it, and the rewrite.

Drop your CV here
PDF or DOCX — or
No name needed. Black out your contact details — we only need the words.

Free while we're roasting batch 1. Your file is deleted after processing.

Batch 1 — 50 free roasts.
Example Roast
42/100

Skimmed for six seconds. Binned.

  • ✗Nine lines of "responsibilities". Zero results.
  • ✗"Team player", "hard working", "detail-oriented" — say nothing, cost you three lines.
  • ✗Two-column layout. Half of it never reached a human.
  • ✗Fourteen-month gap, unexplained. The reader assumes the worst.
  • ✗Three pages. Nobody reached page two.
Before

Responsible for managing social media accounts

After

Grew Instagram from 2k to 47k in 11 months; social became the #2 signup channel.

“Can't I just paste it into ChatGPT?”
You can. You just don't know what to ask it. We run 40+ recruiter and ATS rules over every CV, the same way every time.
“Is my CV private?”
Send it anonymously — we don't need your name, and we strip emails, phone numbers and links from pasted text automatically. Files are deleted after processing. Never shared, never sold, never used to train anything.
“What will it cost?”
€19 at launch. Everyone on this list gets their first roast free.
Batch 1 — 50 free roasts.
€19 at launch. This list gets the first one free.

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